so here's a few things you mainlander's should know!
- you don't need a passport to get to the isle of wight.
- we don't use euro's
- we ARE part of England.
- it is not part of France..(don't even get me started on France!!!!!)
- we do have electricity
- we do have internet!!
- we are not all inbred!!...(that's only the west side of the island......and Brading)
- you don't need a work permit to work there.
- we don't speak any foreign languages
- we don't have our own government ( although our county council thinks it rules the world!)
- we don't have our own king
- we do not all live in caves
- we don't have to swim to get to Portsmouth
- we don't still travel around in horse and cart
- the isle of wight festival is a real festival!!! i didn't make it up!!!
- and yes muse did play on the island. i didn't make that up either!!!!!
- we are not a conspiracy to hide nuclear weapons and are an actual island with people living on it!
- dog's are not illegal (Gina you're so gullible!!!)
- we don't drive on the right hand side of the road.
- you don't have to post stuff by airmail to reach the island!!!!!!
- it does not have a population of 'about 50'!!!
- just because i live there, i don't know everyone else from the isle of wight!!!!
- and finally..we are not a leper colony
But if you have heard anything stupid from anywhere about the island.
let me know and i'll include it!!!!!
Well i tend to get: do you know everyone that lives there?
ReplyDeletealso you say its only the west side that is inbred, but lets face it, Brading is pretty inbred
lol i'm gonna have to add that one,
ReplyDeleteand to be fair brading is pretty inbred too haha!!!
good shout!!
do you like have your own currency?
ReplyDeleteand also do you really have your own religion, you know like sons of the earth and you birn outsiders?